7/30/09
7/26/09
Good take
on a pretty magical island -- I keep a photo on my desk of our last lunch there, which was absolute perfection.
7/25/09
7/15/09
7/14/09
7/13/09
7/11/09
7/8/09
Better late
than to let a great piece go unread, although you would flip right past it in that scrunched-in magazine. You gotta wonder what happened to copy editors, though: Misspelling Bunyan in the fucking lede?
7/5/09
7/4/09
Not fud, just uplifting
Eye candy most appreciated when you can't afford new clothes.
7/1/09
6/30/09
6/28/09
Au revoir to all that?
Maybe not: Two favorites sound as if they're holding up better than fine.
6/25/09
Not really fud
but rather fascinating. Mrs. Chimp at this point was firmly ensconced in her chair with ashtray at hand.
6/24/09
Not quite enough
to atone for canning Froomkin for BS reasons, but still a very smart move. No loose lasagna there.
6/20/09
Another consequence
of the shutdown of the home ATM. Cheap chicken, however, will always be with us.
6/18/09
6/17/09
Texas
the new Dubai.
(Filched from MenuPages Chicago -- we only get the Daily News on Sunday to keep up with murders NYT does not consider news.)
(Filched from MenuPages Chicago -- we only get the Daily News on Sunday to keep up with murders NYT does not consider news.)
6/16/09
If there's a rule
there's a way around it: the new kugel.
6/15/09
6/14/09
Understanding,
I think, why people settle for unripened bananas.
Lard
and more lard -- great public radio station/site.
6/13/09
Not fud, just a good reminder
We've been down Crazy Road before. Even then, though, the rabid foam was not as easy to spread.
6/12/09
No chickenshit
Sherlock. This, unfortunately, only hints at how figures lie and liars figure. Meantime, might be best not to complain about the high price of clean chicken at farmers' market. I'd think. (Photo is also absurdly romantic, too, given how chickens really are raised these days.)
Goat.
Govt catching up to trends. It's what's for dinner. Goat, not trends.
Gullible Americans
always thought you had to drink the bottled water in Eutopia. Then again, my consort and I got very sick in a chateau in the Loire after drinking the tap stuff no one else did.
Enviable
Memoir & review both.
6/11/09
It's not the news
it's the notion. You just gotta wonder where the editors were. (Why one guy getting endless tickets? Who mans 24/7 cart? What is the deli's defense against "instead of" prices that once would have been neutrally set up as "compared" ["with," not "to" -- very different meanings to a copy editor].)
Teh stupid
it fucking burns. Trans fats in lard. All you need to know about how cretinism is not restricted to birdcage liners.
6/10/09
6/9/09
Not fud, just insightful
especially if you consider how universal health care might keep restaurant patrons safer than those disgusting latex gloves.
Help
is on the way. Scariest part of travel is dreading being wedged against fattest slob in departure lounge.
6/8/09
Chuckle
buried within the latest on the First Mastication.
Yes, a smile
would kill you. I think Bob and I have seen that second scene more times than we can count.
6/4/09
6/2/09
Not fud, just LOL
Wingnuts -- you get the jokes for free.
6/1/09
Not fud, just sharp
Call it what it is, except these terrorists are too chickenshit to suicide-bomb.
5/28/09
5/27/09
5/26/09
But force-feeding ducks
is cruel and must be stopped. Having grown up with chickens, I never get the allure of live poultry markets. Especially now.
Where to even begin
with this now that it's finally broken through into "real" media? How many others were on the same trips and "reporting" for other holier-than-thou outlets? And this whole look-the-other-way approach to freelancers never fails to amaze me.
5/25/09
5/20/09
5/19/09
Worth
the virtual voyage.
5/17/09
5/16/09
5/13/09
Buffalo sees the green light
Drive around downtown and it's hard to see how chickens would be any worse.
(Thanks to Astrology Mundo)
5/12/09
5/11/09
If they put non-Kraft mustard
in the MREs, would these braying idiots STFU and enlist already? (Hate to push up the traffic, but they don't seem to get that people will always come to gawk at freaks and pinheads.)
5/9/09
5/8/09
Grownups
are back in charge. Even with cheese. Of course, it's an elitist cheese.
5/7/09
Not fud, just weirdly good
Mr. Fish will not drink the Kool-Aid.
5/6/09
It's National Celebrate Brits Day
First they ban a frothing lunatic, then they come up with this antidote to the BS.
(Gleaned from the voracious EatMeDaily)
5/5/09
Where do pigs go
to get their reputation back? (Collective reputation, in case that looks like a grammar problem.)
5/4/09
5/1/09
Nothing better
4/29/09
4/28/09
Not fud, just revealing
And to think eight years ago we were supposed to bow to a boyfriend snuffer. Go, Hillary, too.
Kudos to the Chicago Tribune
for this, but what a brutal assignment. Food is the ultimate moving target. Even growing all your own, including olive trees, would not solve all the problems created in the thousands of years since the first fire seared off a nice slow-moving game animal. And not every picture tells the story. Can you say free-range pigs?
So much for industrial hogs
being safer than "free-range" swine.
4/27/09
Camera,
meet the world beyond the dinner table.
MR. KRIST: Sharing a little of yourself is always the best way to go. If you're in a market, buy a little sample of what they're selling, try it, comment on it, and by the time that interchange is over they're smiling and ready when you bring your camera up. The last thing you want to do is try to sneak pictures, because you will get caught.
The long udder
of the Camorra.
4/24/09
And no one said
a thing to me about it.
4/23/09
4/22/09
Not fud, just good
Somewhere, S.I. Hayakawa is smiling.
4/21/09
I'm not going to link
because I hate to drive traffic to them, but the Maroons have really outdone themselves this time, bitching that the food in Cuba is too boring, only rice and beans and pork and chicken. Did they ever stop and consider why that might be? Ugly Americans and fat, to boot. (And WTF is with the bitters in the mojitos? And I assume ice was okay even though salad was too risky?)
4/20/09
4/19/09
4/18/09
Not fud, but definitely LOL
It is possible to parody a parody.
4/17/09
4/16/09
Good
one.
Holy crap
Woman's Day? I just look at those and think of coffee going cold, though.
(Filched from David Lebovitz via Facebook.)
Speaking of copy editors
Count the screw-ups, starting with the villains in the piece ending up with a company. Jeebus White.
4/15/09
Now
we're talking. If only the MTA would do the same, with those guys who sit with their legs in two ZIP Codes as well.
Bad enough they're meeting
on communal (socialist) property. But it's as if the planners of the Iraq invasion were in charge.
Good point
but exempting diet sodas is absurd. Tax 'em all.
"Festival
of the testicles."
4/13/09
4/12/09
4/11/09
4/10/09
4/9/09
4/8/09
Okay. Farmed mussels
from freshdirect, $50 extra needed for delivery, it will be. (Tip: Skip ahead past the genuflection.)
4/7/09
4/6/09
While I'm distracted
this is sudsy. It would be one thing if the wannabe militia actually did the goddamn dishes.
4/5/09
4/3/09
4/2/09
Not fud, just encouraging
It would be enough that he's articulate after eight years of chimp noises. Vision is the bonus. (Can I say it again, that Typhoid Mary was a cook and that health care for everyone might not be a ridiculous idea?)
Why is a country addicted to hot dogs
so squeamish? Now Detroit is the new Flint, 'coon the new rabbit. (Skip the video unless you like your racism with ham.)
4/1/09
3/31/09
Sorry, not fud, just fascinating
Never had this problem in the subway, only on the bus, where the signs were more insistent that able-assed folks need to cede space.
Not fud, just depressing
Why did we all sleep through the 2000 election and the unleashing of Go Fuck Yourself? I can't blame Panchito for everything.
Not fud, just illuminating
This is where founding fathers pledging lives, fortunes and sacred honor has led. Go, Minnesota judges.
I'm so old
I remember when all FOH faces were white. And don't ask about the homophobia in the kitchen.
3/30/09
3/29/09
Not fud, just remembering
Granada, and reading the guy's work near the guy's house. Justice, outsourced.
3/27/09
The mailing address
of my childhood gets its 15 minutes, foam included.
Update: The friend of nearly 40 years(!) who alerted me observes: If it wasn't rabid when it walked in, it sure was when it walked out.
Not fud, just amazing
that NPR continues to trot them out for respectful interviews every fucking morning.
3/25/09
Not fun, unless you count
going without. Probably the most amazing thing I've learned about the First Depression is that people just quit having kids, which made the baby boom seem more of a boom*. At least now it's safer to abort.
*Heard it on NPR, not sure what program, no time to hunt it down.
(Gleaned from the Carnival.)
3/24/09
3/23/09
What's scariest
is that this happened in a country with national health care. Imagine the same here.
3/21/09
Things could be one hell of a lot worse
At least I'm not in the wine lottery.
The Brits really are different
Run here, this would have led with "gluten-free." The pleasure principle rules.
3/20/09
3/19/09
3/18/09
3/17/09
Christ on a tortilla chip
Where to begin? No out-of-pocket expenses in this $40-copay world? Subliminal cheerleading for the worst health care system in the world? Or just the jaw-dropping idiocy of using a fork to scoop out an avocado?
(Filched from WashingtonMonthly)
Dante couldn't have dreamed this one up
Could there be a less hospitable environment for a gangbang? My ears hurt thinking about it.
3/16/09
And to think
they did it senza the Saint. Not everyone is awed -- the radiocast this a.m. was pretty frank about the "let 'em eat AIG fare" aspect.
Not really fud, just apt
There is, after all, more of a market in treating diabetes than preventing it.
If Saint Alice really needed
to be introduced to America, "60 Minutes" was not the right pimp. Somehow I kinda think viewers of that musty show are plugged in enough to know she's damn near inescapable. And anyone younger wouldn't be watching.
When are the 15 minutes up, please?
3/14/09
Those little things
that mean a lot. I just don't want to dwell on where bloggers I admire go to chow down. . .
3/13/09
Martha Stewart is a better person
than any of us. I would have beaten the jester bloody with a rolling pin.
Why they fear kebabs
They might have competition for their finest restaurants:
". . . The sautéed veal with asparagus was at least as good as any I've had in New Jersey, but the breaded and deep-fried lamb chops were teamed with breaded and deep-fried artichokes. All we needed was pommes frites and a cardiologist."
(I was so much older then.)
3/12/09
Not fud, but no one does it better
And to think I contented myself with imagining he has to keep lying or he'll have to consider what it would be like to be on trial.
Read
the fine print. And to think writers have their Twitters in a knot over the Reader's Digest plan to "repurpose" editorial from magazines in other countries.
I'd feel worse about this
if Americans weren't making so many kick-ass blue cheeses anymore. But Josh is right: They do not belong anywhere near a burger.
3/11/09
Despite where this ran
on the page that reeks of old Kristol lies and fresh Dowd inanity, this seems persuasive. I never worry about eggs from Knoll Krest or pork from Flying Pigs, for good reason.
An uninformed consumer
is not always Big Food's best friend. Funny how shitty fast food never causes such hysteria.
3/10/09
3/9/09
Not fud, but applicable to fud sections
How are you going to keep them down with the newsprint when they've experienced enlightenment?
3/7/09
3/6/09
I wonder if this could have been avoided
with tax cuts and a more business-friendly environment?
3/5/09
I don't care if it is a stunt
I could never imagine the spawner of the Skank Twins putting down her cig long enough to get her gloves dirty.
Aw, they're all
in cahoots: How long till the filthy peanut factory is making Handi Wipes for salmonella fud?
Not fud, unless you consider
how essential good health is to great eating. Something is very wrong with these people.
3/4/09
Apparently there's some kerfuffle
over this. I first braved the kitchen when I was in single digits myself, with my schizophrenic, profoundly depressed mom calling out instructions on how to bake a cake as she lay smoking in bed. I'm all for kids cooking. Just don't shove them down my throat like they're Molto Egoettes.
Why do I find
this more useful than that tired Jane Brody prescription? (No link; don't want to encourage her editors.)
3/3/09
3/2/09
3/1/09
2/28/09
2/27/09
2/26/09
Not fud, just galling
From the WSJ funny pages.
Greenwald puts the blame where it belongs, too: It's "more about our political culture" than about the vile one. But it also says a lot about modern media. Maybe my memories are too misty, but once upon a time crapola like this would been aborted before the linotype guys ever saw it.
When salmonella is the problem
the solution is always: Buyer, be more careful. Cleaning the crap system up? Not an option.
2/25/09
2/24/09
I can only hope huckleberries
were chosen as an inside joke. When the hell are they in season? And where?
2/21/09
2/20/09
2/19/09
Not fud, just a backlash
against NPR et al: the fuckers lost. Why do you care what they have to say?
2/18/09
2/17/09
As they say in Grenada
I in that. WTF?
2/16/09
2/15/09
2/13/09
2/12/09
Maybe the world
would heal without humans.
Anyone else
find it odd the all-American crop was from China? So much for organic.
2/11/09
Stand by
your 'nuts. Funny that I don't remember anyone asking the execs to drink the apple juice back in glory days.
Okay
I'll bite. Can't be any worse than peanut butter as ingredient these days.
2/10/09
Saving
the birdcage liners: The food angle? A click on a strip club/steakhouse review helps underwrite a long tome on Obama's food policy. Oh. Wait. That would all be Alice and speculation and clicks of the first kind.
2/9/09
2/8/09
Not fud, unless you consider
One in 10 Americans are now on food stamps. Maybe more tax cuts will help?
2/7/09
Calling Alice
They're whacking money for school nutrition both to grandstand and to pay for high-income tax cuts. Cut the fertilizer for the pie-in-the-sky White House garden.
2/6/09
Not really fud, but skewering
WFT happened to a press corpse that once would have done this skewering?
2/4/09
Not fud, just good
Words have consequences. Imagine.
2/3/09
1/31/09
Now that even I have been suckered
into Super Bowl food (for the sake of the O economy, of course), I see the ultimate indulgence.
1/30/09
Not fud, just perspective
But I know, I know. If we let them keep all their money, they will spend some in restaurants.
1/29/09
Not fud, unless you count
my endlessly repeated story of the editor at the NYT in 1982 who went bonkers over a story already on the desk about Capitol Hill volunteers passing out sandwiches to the many homeless in DC -- he was bellowing, "We can't run this! It makes Washington look like Calcutta!" Facts really are stubborn things.
Pie hole
You can't say it enough (although it's not in the dictionary as one word).
Things are bad
when Velveeta starts to look like cheese. Kraft guy should know it's going for at least five times less than real Cheddar, though.
1/28/09
Finally
a president who knows how to get a bill passed: First you marinate the legislators. Let's hope the Chimp is choking on his pretzels at the "ranch."
1/27/09
I haven't had the nerve
to read it in "print," but they ran it, so here it is. Logo, by the way, is by the inimitable Stephen Kroninger. Those were the good old days when his work ran in DI/DO. . .
1/24/09
1/23/09
We are all
And the good news is
they had to reach back to August to find a significant closing to illustrate trouble in RestaurantLand.
1/22/09
So what would qualify
as major food poisoning? Four hundred people sickened, at least six killed, from one product from one plant?
1/21/09
The talons
have landed, and it's great news for Dallas eaters and readers.
(Thanks to Alfonso for the tip; I must be on a shit list.)
Also not fud, just LOL
And right on, considering how many of us never saw the protests at the 2001 inauguration in our hometown paper.
All that rhum
wasted. So much for Jonathan Waxman as a flotation device: The place is closed and becoming Comida, as if Columbus needs another mediocre Mexican within those six blocks.
1/20/09
1/19/09
1/16/09
1/15/09
Maybe we should bail out
some food factories rather than endless banks? And hire some WPA inspectors, maybe?
(Filched from Josh.)
New abbreviation
OFFS: Oh. For. Fuck's. Sake. Can these cretins not worry about the Palestinians at the very least?
1/14/09
Would only a cynic suspect
the brand names are going to get the best ratings? Looks that way in the photo -- now if they had shown raw carrots with the fiber thumbs-up I might have rolled right over.
Worse
than I imagined -- he's so rude he eats his own special food with guests. Couldn't Panchito have passed that along?
1/13/09
Chowing down with the Chimp
It's got everything but Henry Kissinger and the cigars, but did he have to wait seven years to relate it?
(Filched from the Boy Wonder)
1/12/09
1/10/09
1/9/09
Sometimes you have to die
for people to realize you're alive. (Too bad the copy editor pierre'd out in the penultimate graf.)
1/8/09
Not fud, just insightful
Key thought: "The U.S. does enough on its own to make itself the target of worldwide anger. Why must it take on Israel's battles as well?"
I'm gone
but not forgotten. That Meyer lemon posset was pretty great.
1/7/09
Room service, the sequel
Two questions: Where is the Poodle sleeping that night? And is this really the proper reception for a guy who was greeted with "Shyme! Shyme!" everywhere we went in Australia as Iraq was being invaded?
I hope there's a whole chapter
1/6/09
Not fud, just a reminder
of how we were all complicit through our passivity, our stupid belief that the system worked after Clinton survived impeachment. Go, Al Franken.
1/5/09
1/2/09
Forgive them, Nature
It appears they have no idea what they're doing. Is there such a thing as nontoxic ash, considering the Tennessee spill?
Not fud, just amusing
Although six centuries in Walmart would not be punishment enough for this "casualty."
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