No such thing

as a free chicken. All issues converging lately.

Not fud, just uplifting

And to think he could just be clearing brush for the cameras. 

Typhoid Mary

will not be taking a day off from the kitchen in this country.

Not fud, just entertaining

No sillier than the real deal, either.

Not fud, just the crux

of the ugly matter.

Not fud, just math

Throw another tea bag onto the bonfire of stupidity. 

Not fud, just perspective

If America has one religion, it's greed.

Okay. Farmed mussels

from freshdirect, $50 extra needed for delivery, it will be. (Tip: Skip ahead past the genuflection.) 

Not fud, just smart

A woman's place might be in the Treasury Department. 

Shades of

"The Pianist." 

Not fud, just very smart

Beast has been starved long enough.

Not fud, just smart

Similar thought occurs to me every a.m. 

Not fud, just damning

And this doesn't even include NPR's bending over. Didn't these guys lose? 

Sounds like

a plan.

Not fud, just appalling

But Turd Blossom insists he read a lot of books. 

Voting

with your rum. The price is right, too. 

Not fud, just yes

But there is still no denying the similarities. One useful idiot just had a more practiced handler. 

Not fud, just searing

Stupid, despicable -- understatements. 

Not fud, but perfect

How much do clothes cost for a paper doll? 

Not fud, just clearing the record

Hypocrisy, your name is Caribou.