Edible equivalent

of the Shatner reading. Almost.

Not fud, just funny

A "voracious reader" upchucks for big bucks.

Long may she run

If I were the praying sort, I'd be on my knees with a bumper-sticker printer. 

Not fud, just yes

But there is still no denying the similarities. One useful idiot just had a more practiced handler. 

Not fud, just funny

Methew really would have been perfect. 

Not fud, but almost revolutionary

Imagine adding a reporter with expertise on another beat to a dull political story. You actually get expertise and context. 

A little too close

to potential reality.

Not fud, but good

Turkey leftovers. 

Worst photo-op ever

If only they had let her be free-range in the campaign . . . . 

Deflating

the moose souffle.

Not fud, but good

Has Biden been spirited away to the underground bunker already? Or is moose chili media bait?

Definitely

not brain food. 

Race to the bottom

when McDonald's becomes the role model for presidential elections. . .

(And having been pilloried my whole life for my first and last names, I know it's not nice to make fun of others', but doesn't Eagleburger sound like something the Caribou Killer would eat? No wonder he did a skinback.)

Not fud, but perfect

How much do clothes cost for a paper doll?