Race to the bottom

when McDonald's becomes the role model for presidential elections. . .

(And having been pilloried my whole life for my first and last names, I know it's not nice to make fun of others', but doesn't Eagleburger sound like something the Caribou Killer would eat? No wonder he did a skinback.)

Question of the day

from us old-timers: Why was Peter Kump's nose bleeding?