Hard to argue

until you wonder why diet sodas will be exempt. They ain't exactly health drinks. 

Good

one.

Good point

but exempting diet sodas is absurd. Tax 'em all. 

Not fud, just math

Throw another tea bag onto the bonfire of stupidity. 

Not fud, just enlightening

Also an insight into why print newspapers are dying. Their corporate profits just can't keep up.