Sometimes a pizza

is just a pizza. For once I want to believe him wrong.

Thinking

in bar graphs and Chinese.

Not fud, just overdue

Go, Shrill One.

Not fud, but sobering

The merde touch spreads. 

But it's not totally hopeless. 

And Jeebus, where has this woman been hiding her fire while the fur-clad fraud has been hogging the limelight? (Filched from Driftglass.) 

Not fud, just enlightening

Also an insight into why print newspapers are dying. Their corporate profits just can't keep up.