Not fud, just good

What it's like to live in the dark. 

(Filched from the Rude Pundit)

Another reason

to drink wine.

More discernible activity

than the Chimp's brain has exhibited in seven-plus years. The boyfriend slayer had better not see it, though -- it's the Lump in his bed's fantasy* come true. 

*Warning: Go eat something obscene that you don't want to be part of you forever before clicking. You will surely upchuck. Long and hard. 

Why I can't eat these guys

They're too smart to be food.