Goat.

Govt catching up to trends. It's what's for dinner. Goat, not trends.

I wonder if this could have been avoided

with tax cuts and a more business-friendly environment? 

The rot

is going to take a long time to root out. 

(Filched from Crooks and Liars)

So what would qualify

as major food poisoning? Four hundred people sickened, at least six killed, from one product from one plant? 

My outrage meter is broken

but this is still pretty amazing: The FDA tries to clean up its image rather than the food supply. And all roads lead to Alaska.

"Electronic pasteurization"

How much more damage can these bozos do in the next 150 days?

Could the answer be

outsourcing the FDA to Europe? First, though, maybe we should kill all the lobbyists. 

Turd Blossom's legacy

Maybe America has finally learned what happens when the horse shit gets too deep. 

On the plus side

we can take comfort in knowing not all the funny money was distributed in Iraq.

When ingredients

are treated like suspected terrorists: Accuse them all and keep bungling. 

And speaking

of food calamities . . . 

Why do all the tomatoes

illustrating the scare stories look exactly like the greenhouse babies that are safe to eat?

Which came first?

The salmonella in the egg or in the chicken? So far, this cuts through the FDA tomato crap best.