An uninformed consumer

is not always Big Food's best friend. Funny how shitty fast food never causes such hysteria. 

Aw, they're all

in cahoots: How long till the filthy peanut factory is making Handi Wipes for salmonella fud? 

When salmonella is the problem

the solution is always: Buyer, be more careful. Cleaning the crap system up? Not an option. 

The rot

is going to take a long time to root out. 

(Filched from Crooks and Liars)

So what would qualify

as major food poisoning? Four hundred people sickened, at least six killed, from one product from one plant? 

Maybe we should bail out

some food factories rather than endless banks? And hire some WPA inspectors, maybe? 

(Filched from Josh.) 

Worse

than I imagined -- he's so rude he eats his own special food with guests. Couldn't Panchito have passed that along?

And exactly how

would washing and cooking have prevented puking, squitters, one death so far? 

What will Wall-E think?

Could there be anything more environmentally stupid? 

Finally, a rejoinder

to some pretty clueless attempted snark.