Worse

than I imagined -- he's so rude he eats his own special food with guests. Couldn't Panchito have passed that along?

Better late

than never. Just found this and am more convinced than ever that she is not a pit bull in lipstick but a Go-Fuck-Yourself in drag. That said, the bigger threat is the the crazy creep who found her on vpilf.com. 

Not fud, just smells

like salmon.

Big time.

If it weren't so scary, it would be sad.

Not so sure about organic

but he's right about arctic char. Get ready for prices to go up as demand does, especially once people realize it doesn't aromatize the house the way farmed salmon does. Plus it sounds so much nicer than trout. 

On the bright side

you can still eat the canned kind. Or so they said last week.