Not fud, just beyond appalling

What is that criminal doing spouting bullshit on the teevee? 

Coke

or Pepsi? Take them all out to the Stewart woodshed. 

Not fud, unless you count

the gutted sections. 

I was joking

about his sobriety, but this would be fascinating if the answer weren't obvious: Non-Republicans are always held to different standards. We never got to see who blew his dad, but today everyone's having a good laugh at Monica. Pisco sours all around. 

Couldn't

say it better. 

Jumped too soon. This is more cutting and worth the plunge into the comment pool.