Not fud, just depressing

Almost atoning for running Turd Blossom in the same spot.

Not fud, just sharp

Call it what it is, except these terrorists are too chickenshit to suicide-bomb.

You adjudicate

what you eat. WTF is with these blancmanges?

Real Americans

don't eat Dijon mustard, of course. 

Fear of swine

The word, not the thing.

Not fud, just good

Idjits. Transparent idjits at that.

Real

cucumbers.

"Festival

of the testicles."