Fresh idea:

Panzone.

Not fud, just sadly brilliant

Not fud, just excellent

When did the word lie get banned? And this is even better. 

Did the Daily Show

have an early edition of the WSJ? The fantasy food is too perfect (around 2:45). Wrapped in bacon for sure. 

Not fud, but upchuckable

As always, the fake news shows shame the "real" journalists. If we can't vote tomorrow, can we at least secede?