And to think

he is 88 years old. 

And if food is art

the nominee would have to be melamine in the baby formula?

Winner

for headline of the day. 

At least Damien Hirst

had a sense of irony with his encrusted skull. This is 4,295 levels of ridiculous. I don't care how much money you have. (Let's hear it for dead media: I spotted the coke holder in my daily paper. The print edition.) This, however, has style.