Funny to think

of people freaking over peanut butter and happily eating cheap bacon. 

Despite where this ran

on the page that reeks of old Kristol lies and fresh Dowd inanity, this seems persuasive. I never worry about eggs from Knoll Krest or pork from Flying Pigs, for good reason. 

What's wrong

With this picture? 

Connecting the dots

 The only mystery is why our dictator has not suggested raising giant rabbits that eat more than they yield. I would call this an exceptional read, but everything at Tomdispatch qualifies. 

Might be time

to revive the Y2K larder.