11/29/08
Now they tell me
But we would have had no vodka to serve if I'd known this. Wonder if aguardiente would work?
11/28/08
11/26/08
11/25/08
11/24/08
Not fud, just essential
reading, especially for everyone quaking at the idea of having to wait a week to see a specialist.
11/22/08
11/21/08
One big reason
not to fly in Canada. Maybe they should allow smokers to use the lavatories again because they are "disabled" by their nicotine addiction.
11/19/08
11/18/08
Pickup
at the dog bar.
11/17/08
11/15/08
11/13/08
Is there anything sadder
than a fake Thanksgiving turkey? Especially one that sounds like a sex toy, with a cavity for stuffing?
Not fud, but good
Has Biden been spirited away to the underground bunker already? Or is moose chili media bait?
11/12/08
Get out your duct tape
The Thanksgiving hysteria on the internets is truly astonishing this year. It's only a turkey dinner, for yams' sake. Yet every online (and formerly arboreal) outlet is treating it like Y2K all over again. I hate writing about it, but I love doing it because it is totally the easiest meal of the year. Heed what you read elsewhere at your own risk.
11/10/08
11/8/08
11/7/08
Reflections
on the food pyramid, which, in the wake of my squandering three days studying it, is more mystifying than ever.
11/6/08
Not fud, but good
Can't he pack up his pretzels and bananas already?
California
has its priorities straight, so to speak. I guess the Mormons weren't threatened by chicken abuse.
11/1/08
The view from the top
But I disagree about meat. People will give up orange juice first because over-subsidized flesh is just too cheap.
Race to the bottom
when McDonald's becomes the role model for presidential elections. . .
(And having been pilloried my whole life for my first and last names, I know it's not nice to make fun of others', but doesn't Eagleburger sound like something the Caribou Killer would eat? No wonder he did a skinback.)
(And having been pilloried my whole life for my first and last names, I know it's not nice to make fun of others', but doesn't Eagleburger sound like something the Caribou Killer would eat? No wonder he did a skinback.)
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