Drunk dialing

The guy hasn't changed in eight years. And Panchito coulda warned people. . . 

God called

Said to drink up. 

Never forget

When the roll is called wherever, Panchito has some serious 'splaining to do. 

I'm not going to link

to the travesty, but I will say: Johnny Rotten he is not. 

This loser who sold us the Chimp eight years ago this time should be in stocks in the American town square, pelted with rotten tomatoes if not simian feces, not given front-page space to babble. Too bad he can't be shipped back to Texas, too. Some of us are neither forgetting nor forgiving. 

All that eating in Italy

didn't do Panchito much good. 

"There are a few exceptions to the decline of Chinese food in U.S. urban centers. . . . We read recently about a reputedly excellent new place in the city's Garment District, but on closer inspection, Szechuan Gourmet turned out to be a sloppy, indifferent rendition of the great, hearty food of the earthquake-plaged province . . . The ma po dou fu at Sezchuan Gourmet was muddy in flavor, beef-starved, with barely a shred of green." 

Not fud, but blame

for Panchito. He was not ambling but dimestore cowboying. 

And coming

Too bad Panchito did not frame it as succinctly: From a souse to the White House. 

Imagine

if Panchito had communicated even the slightest intimation that the guy was a sociopath one drink away from disaster.

Not fud, just funny

Could no one in the press pack in 2000 have communicated at least a hint of this?

She's right

Isn't it rich? 

Not fud, just thank you, Panchito

Compassionate conservatism, indeed. Enlarge the image at your own risk, and I don't even like dogs. 

Stick a California roll in him

I hate it when I get sucked into the drool of Panchito -- the Italian expert who mistook a sociopathic dry drunk for a good ol' boy and now apparently has not noticed all the sushi in his faux homeland -- but the staycation aspect redeems it. No Tuscany for me this year. 

They've come a long way

from banning "feisty" because the slot was convinced it meant "small farting dog."

Feeding time

For lapdogs. Thank Allah Panchito is busy noshing at the truffle trough this election.