Not fud, just LOL

Shoes and more shoes. 

Not fud, just succinct

No one condenses better. 

Figures

The "mom" doesn't know how to do the Heimlich.

Not fud, just succinct

Unmitigated disaster.

Four-letter

food: fish.

No bad publicity

All about the bylines. 

Maybe we should bail out

some food factories rather than endless banks? And hire some WPA inspectors, maybe? 

(Filched from Josh.) 

New abbreviation

OFFS: Oh. For. Fuck's. Sake. Can these cretins not worry about the Palestinians at the very least?

Politics

makes strange table mates.

Not fud, just graphic

Now, how to fittingly dispose of the countdown clock?

Would only a cynic suspect

the brand names are going to get the best ratings? Looks that way in the photo -- now if they had shown raw carrots with the fiber thumbs-up I might have rolled right over.

Worse

than I imagined -- he's so rude he eats his own special food with guests. Couldn't Panchito have passed that along?

Easily the best

summation so far.

After the gold rush

Neil Young - Fork In The Road

Chowing down with the Chimp

It's got everything but Henry Kissinger and the cigars, but did he have to wait seven years to relate it?

(Filched from the Boy Wonder)

Sounds like

a plan.

Not fud, just graphic

No captions needed. Only legislators with consciences. 

Not fud, just "a steady diet

of dumb." 

I didn't care

until my consort got sucked into the saga; too bad he didn't just read this.

And exactly how

would washing and cooking have prevented puking, squitters, one death so far? 

Not fud, just incisive

Waking the dead.

And he only warned about energy

dependency 30 years ago.

Let's face it

everything is bee poop anymore. My big fear is reincarnation. . . . 

I doubt even the village

will take the idiot back. 

Let 'em eat

pretzels. Another heckuva job, Chimp.