Even the gentlest among us

had to call horseshit on skinny arms and all. 

Giving new meaning

to "engulf and devour." 

But will it run grilled meat

in July? 

(Filched from Josh) 

(But I could have filched it elsewhere, I'm told.) 

If only half this energy

could be devoted to real food issues. . . .

Maybe we should bail out

some food factories rather than endless banks? And hire some WPA inspectors, maybe? 

(Filched from Josh.) 

Of course the first response

will probably be to produce more drugs rather than focus on the food. 

(Filched from the Role Model)

Here's a concept

Evaluating recipes by actually following them. Slick stuff. 

(Gleaned from The Role Model)