If only half this energy

could be devoted to real food issues. . . .

Funny how wrong

resonates more than right. I would never have heard of these if they'd been tasteful. 

Selling out

in style.

I want

what the ad guys were having. 

Funny

Letting them taste whiskey would be enough to steer them clear. 

This explains

who makes ads for McBush: Zombies who will sell anything for a salary. (Call them Lysol-loaded douche bags.) 

Flashbeer

Great moments

in advertising. And this is maybe more believable than popcorn cellphones. 

(Both filched from the boundlessly energetic Copyranter) 

Nothing subliminal

about advertising. 

Not fud, but chilling

And to think I'm so old I remember when all airline advertising was instantly pulled whenever a plane went down. . . .