All the world's

The Onion.

Where the margarita was born

and something else is ending: Amexica. 

And to think

we could have wound up with the Budweiser sugar baby.

(Thanks to Anima Mundi.) 

Christmas

is a sad season for the rich.

I saw this weeks ago

and I guess the excitable boy saw it, too: Imagine her on a stage with Biden. 

Beer

glasses.

Flashbeer

Prohibition

has been very good for some dreamers of the American dream. 

The hits

just don't stop.

And why is beer

more acceptable than ketchup, anyway? 

Not fud, just a lot of beer

What is rich these days? 

Guess his imaginary friend

let him down. How gullible was this country to swallow the notion that he gave up booze just like that? 

The whole world

noticed he was hammered. The Brits are too hip. 

Not fud, just dead-on

Decider's got beer to drink. 

I guess it's OK

if she's a beer heiress. But can't we all get out of the panty drawer now? 

International

embarrassment. Big time.

Beer

or war? 

(Filched from the Boy Wonder)

Funny

how my hometown paper handled this. The changing room on Straight Talk Express One must be busier than Loehmann's. 

BBQ RX

Wingnut's prayer. 

Good

one.