Not fud, just graphic

Now, how to fittingly dispose of the countdown clock?

Not fud, just graphic

No captions needed. Only legislators with consciences. 

Room service, the sequel

Two questions: Where is the Poodle sleeping that night? And is this really the proper reception for a guy who was greeted with "Shyme! Shyme!" everywhere we went in Australia as Iraq was being invaded?  

You gotta wonder

whose post-holiday parties were more important. Calling Elizabeth Buttkisser. . . 

Not fud, just worth remembering

I still recall our Brazilian friend hysterically packing up to move back home during this frenzy. Nothing since 9/11, my ass. 

Not fud, but good

Amazing how many Ming vases have been filled with shit in the last eight years. 

Obama smokes,

you say? Really? 

I was joking

about his sobriety, but this would be fascinating if the answer weren't obvious: Non-Republicans are always held to different standards. We never got to see who blew his dad, but today everyone's having a good laugh at Monica. Pisco sours all around. 

Maybe he could go to rehab

till January 20? Take his handler with him? 

Not fud, just valuable

And to think we have 103 more days of the fucker. 

My outrage meter is broken

but this is still pretty amazing: The FDA tries to clean up its image rather than the food supply. And all roads lead to Alaska.

Not fud

Just true. Fool us once . . .

Not fud, but sobering

The merde touch spreads. 

But it's not totally hopeless. 

And Jeebus, where has this woman been hiding her fire while the fur-clad fraud has been hogging the limelight? (Filched from Driftglass.) 

Heckuva job,

Chimpy. If the Russians won't eat the chicken . . .

Sazeracs

here he comes. 

Guess his imaginary friend

let him down. How gullible was this country to swallow the notion that he gave up booze just like that? 

The hits

keep coming. 

I don't think I'll have

 whatever he was drinking. 

Imagine

if they did follow up on anything besides sex.

Not fud, but great