Call her

absurdly inescapable. Hope the flack gets more than a pesticide-free bonus. 

If Saint Alice really needed

to be introduced to America, "60 Minutes" was not the right pimp. Somehow I kinda think viewers of that musty show are plugged in enough to know she's damn near inescapable. And anyone younger wouldn't be watching. 

When are the 15 minutes up, please? 

Go, internets

For some reason this post -- and the comments it elicited -- gives me absurd hope that the stories behind the promotions will finally be told. Eat your almonds, they said, and next thing you know we have a Torturer in Chief. 

Is it Spam

or is it a trend? Depends on who picks up the story. I'm getting cynical. 

Not fud, but good

Amazing how many Ming vases have been filled with shit in the last eight years. 

So how's that bargain marketing working out?

Not so well, I'd say.