Let the guessing games begin

Who was that bitchy woman? 

Springtime

for Alice.

Impossible to top

confit of snark. 

Call her

absurdly inescapable. Hope the flack gets more than a pesticide-free bonus. 

If Saint Alice really needed

to be introduced to America, "60 Minutes" was not the right pimp. Somehow I kinda think viewers of that musty show are plugged in enough to know she's damn near inescapable. And anyone younger wouldn't be watching. 

When are the 15 minutes up, please? 

All the young administrations

might not need Alice.

Wait

and someone else will do the heavy lifting. 

When women

circle-jerk. Enter at your own risk. The smarm is armpit-deep. 

Calling Alice

They're whacking money for school nutrition both to grandstand and to pay for high-income tax cuts. Cut the fertilizer for the pie-in-the-sky White House garden. 

Forget the White House garden

Why are we ignoring the elephant in the country?