Not fud, just illuminating

This is where founding fathers pledging lives, fortunes and sacred honor has led. Go, Minnesota judges. 

I'd make a joke

about naked emperors, but there ain't enough brain bleach for that. 

Not fud, just LOL

The Clintonian revenge.

All the young administrations

might not need Alice.

Not fud, just shoot me

And to think I thought Panchito was a buffoon. 

Good eating

is complicated. Greed is not. 

It's a jungle

in the grocery store.

Or not. 

The tradeoff

for good, solid food coverage. 

It's all in

the menu writing. 

Not fud, just good

Words have consequences. Imagine. 

He's gone

but his damage continues. No labeling needed at farmers' markets. 

Not fud, just excellent

There are not enough pretzels in the world . . . 

Figures

The "mom" doesn't know how to do the Heimlich.

Not fud, just succinct

Unmitigated disaster.

Chowing down with the Chimp

It's got everything but Henry Kissinger and the cigars, but did he have to wait seven years to relate it?

(Filched from the Boy Wonder)

Let 'em eat

pretzels. Another heckuva job, Chimp. 

One more argument

for keeping Alice out of DC.

Not fud, just excellent

Would a few tons of coal ash shut up Turd Blossom? 

Drunk dialing

The guy hasn't changed in eight years. And Panchito coulda warned people. . . 

Once upon a time

saying this would have gotten a writer covered in simian feces. Today it's just accepted as fact.