An uninformed consumer

is not always Big Food's best friend. Funny how shitty fast food never causes such hysteria. 

I wonder if this could have been avoided

with tax cuts and a more business-friendly environment? 

Aw, they're all

in cahoots: How long till the filthy peanut factory is making Handi Wipes for salmonella fud? 

From here

to mortgage-backed securities. Or vice versa. Heckuva job, Chimp. 

Seen in the Hallmark aisle

A chef shopping for 400 get-well cards.

When breath mints

fail. 

No one could have

predicted . . .  

It's a jungle

in the grocery store.

Or not. 

Calling

T.C. Boyle.