When breath mints

fail. 

Considering they think

women have "the collective IQ of a Tampax," it's amazing they didn't choose a box of chocolates. 

(Gleaned from the Boy Wonder) 

Jewish power

Between the bread. 

Why is America so fat?

Five large subs for $5. And two cans of soup? 

Much better than a cheese stake*

Passing strange, sandwich style.

(Spelling courtesy of NYTimes, slide 10.)