I could have warned her

Rome when it sucks really sucks.

Domino's with extra boogers

& perspective. 

The sound

of heads exploding. Where were these guys when Go Fuck Yourself was flying around like a turducken?

Sometimes a pizza

is just a pizza. For once I want to believe him wrong.

And to think

they did it senza the Saint. Not everyone is awed -- the radiocast this a.m. was pretty frank about the "let 'em eat AIG fare" aspect. 

Crust

pizza.

Pizza 101

Italian style. 

All

in the caption.

Too close for parody

The wild man of 74th Street

eats his way around Morningside Heights (well, a liberally defined Morningside Heights). 

If there's any consolation,

they are all listening in on endless orders for pizza. . .  

I thought A-Rod

was the one engaging in this. (I had to post some relief from that idiot son while I'm over at the base camp today.) 

How do you say

oy in Italian? I'm kicking myself for never learning how to translate "meatballs" into "figures lie and liars figure." And still wondering why pasta flour would be cheaper than the pizza kind.  

(Filched from Animamundi) 

Much better than a cheese stake*

Passing strange, sandwich style.

(Spelling courtesy of NYTimes, slide 10.)