No Dijon mustard

at Denny's? 

Not fud, but literally dead-on

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Coulda been the off-lede

this a.m. in my hometown paper. 

I always wondered

what the Chinese factory workers were thinking. . . 

(Filched from TM)

If the restaurant blogs were televised

it might sound like this, but more circular. 

Good news for slaughterhouses

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What doesn't

food rule? 

Pitch

perfect. 

Too close for parody

Not fud, just good

recall. 

Really happy Fourth

Next year he'll be gone. 

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