What does he know?

He only lives/eats/works there.

comment. 

I'll have

what she's digesting. Seriously??

When women

circle-jerk. Enter at your own risk. The smarm is armpit-deep. 

Let's face it

everything is bee poop anymore. My big fear is reincarnation. . . . 

Calling

T.C. Boyle.

The view from the top

But I disagree about meat. People will give up orange juice first because over-subsidized flesh is just too cheap.

Who do you have to blow

to get a Times obit these days? Maybe the guy shoulda marketed wine. 

First they came

to the kosher slaughterhouse. . . .

Girl Scout uniforms

in XXXXXL, top and bottom. (Funny, when I was a kid back in the last mid-century, there was exactly one overweight kid in all the troops in town. And today she would pass for normal.)