Showing posts with label cookies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cookies. Show all posts
5/12/09
3/19/09
1/27/09
12/20/08
Christmas makes people
fucking crazy. This is actually a pretty good story, but what a waste -- all that effort for no good cause. And 11 pounds of butter for 500 dozen cookies? Talk about loaves and fishes. . .
12/9/08
My suspicions
about the Archway/Mother's cookie debacle might not be so wacky. Big business is taking advantage of the "everybody's doing it" offense.
12/8/08
8/15/08
8/11/08
The healing game
Forget universal health care. This country, thanks to the antediluvian son of an asshole who has resisted science at every opportunity, can barely keep up with research anymore. And so parents who care desperately are left to rely on the kindness of strangers. Cookies, anyone?
8/2/08
Girl Scout uniforms
in XXXXXL, top and bottom. (Funny, when I was a kid back in the last mid-century, there was exactly one overweight kid in all the troops in town. And today she would pass for normal.)
6/18/08
She wasn't stealing
She was marketing. Would anyone have gone to the site if not for the purloined recipe? The best part of this, which is an alternative to the WSJ's piece, is the breakdown of candy consumers. I think I qualify as a Detached Occasionalist.
6/17/08
Everyone's doing it
Stealing recipes, that is. Maybe it's time to abandon the charade that any of these millionaire fools has homey tastes, let alone ever bakes.
6/16/08
In an ideal world
Americans would elect their leaders on the basis of which one might possibly-perhaps-maybe be able to extricate them from a bankrupting war and provide health insurance and public transit instead. But no. We have to dick around in the cookie jar. I know why she steals. I cannot understand why the lapdogs run with the nonsense, election after election. We are ruled by the top of the food chain in a rotting banana republic. Why do we pretend Evita baked alfajores?
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