LOL

No takedown like an indirect takedown. Not once was the word effete typed. 

Next:

the baconizer? 

But force-feeding ducks

is cruel and must be stopped. Having grown up with chickens, I never get the allure of live poultry markets. Especially now.

I assume the wine

was Wet Dreams. 

I'd feel worse about this

if Americans weren't making so many kick-ass blue cheeses anymore. But Josh is right: They do not belong anywhere near a burger. 

I'll believe it

when I shop it. 

I didn't care

until my consort got sucked into the saga; too bad he didn't just read this.

I wondered if I was the only one

wondering if a reporter had not dipped into the eggnog before overwriting. 

Proving there is no such thing

as bad publicity, at least he got his pelt back today. 

The Wild Man

of Fairway speaks. 

Who do you have to blow

to get a Times obit these days? Maybe the guy shoulda marketed wine.