LOL

No takedown like an indirect takedown. Not once was the word effete typed. 

So much for industrial hogs

being safer than "free-range" swine. 

Intro

sez it all.

April Fool's

forever. I hope. 

Best redesign

in donkeys' years. Go, Mug. 

End times

Forget the bacon. Deep-fried guacamole? 

(Filched from the Sideshow)

Did the Daily Show

have an early edition of the WSJ? The fantasy food is too perfect (around 2:45). Wrapped in bacon for sure. 

Too close

4 comfort. 

(Gleaned from the metagleaners) 

I hear it's taking Salon

a whole week to say this. 

Why the only sale posters

in the windows of the Food Shitty are for meat. 

The eyes have it

Now if she could only turn a dog into a cake. . . .

This makes the coulibiac in "Decline of the American Empire" look like Poppin' Fresh. Neutered.

(Filched from Slashfood. Which also unearthed a bacon tuxedo.)