LOL

No takedown like an indirect takedown. Not once was the word effete typed. 

Yes, a smile

would kill you. I think Bob and I have seen that second scene more times than we can count. 

How bad can the world economy be

when they're baking Barbie into cake and whacking her, too?

I hate it

when someone both smarter and quicker on the cursor says all that needs to be said about something end-of-days ridiculous. Gettin' harder and harder to keep the base camp's fires burning . . .

Someone is working too hard

I myself get exhausted reading his exhaustive output in multiple outlets every week, but he's clearly fried. ("Delicious," by the way, is no help at all to the thinking drinker in the Chilean aisle.) As an intervention, might I suggest what a very smart friend wondered of me: "What is your brain like on battery?"

(Filched from Josh)

Of course it was invented in the U.S. of A.

And is probably made in China. 

And here I thought

the silliest part was that anyone might be sitting at home following the live flogging. . .

Heard it through the coronet

Trends, malapropisms, deal breakers -- what more could you ask? 

She lost me at pig's blood

Was it really a yearning for the good old days when cilantro had to be omitted because those great unwashed hordes of Middle Americans might not be able to find it at the Kroger?

Nobody sez it better.