Christ on a tortilla chip

Where to begin? No out-of-pocket expenses in this $40-copay world? Subliminal cheerleading for the worst health care system in the world? Or just the jaw-dropping idiocy of using a fork to scoop out an avocado? 

(Filched from WashingtonMonthly) 

End times

Forget the bacon. Deep-fried guacamole? 

(Filched from the Sideshow)

Living la vida

enviable.