The Wild Man

of Fairway speaks. 

When Julia died

so did the last comprehension of what a chef is. Reverse the wording: These are food celebrities (at best). 

Reports of old media's death

may be exaggerated: This is the ultimate locavorism, and they were on it a year ago. Of course, without the limitless pages of the internets, a magazine would have a harder time pulling it off. 

(Filched from a cross between the two) 

Hole in the head

Okay. Symbols have been thoroughly dunked. We can now safely go back to worrying about diabetes. And whether the Chimp Wannabe will now reach out to the lunatic-iest fringe. Maybe they get 72 EVOs in heaven?