I think Larry Craig

does this.

(Filched from Eschaton)

Not fud, just depressing

Giving new meaning to "if it bleeds, it leads." 

Not fud, just illuminating

This is where founding fathers pledging lives, fortunes and sacred honor has led. Go, Minnesota judges. 

Coke

or Pepsi? Take them all out to the Stewart woodshed. 

Not fud, but applicable to fud sections

How are you going to keep them down with the newsprint when they've experienced enlightenment? 

Not fud, just obvious

Reporters are bend-over boys only for Republicans. 

Not fud, just excellent

Why do the worst films always get the sequels? 

Feed 'em BBQ

and they will look the other way every time.