But. But. But.

Obama made a bad joke about the Special Olympics! 

You can rile

an awful lot of the people an awful lot of the time.

Not fud, just excellent

Why do the worst films always get the sequels? 

Not fud, but applicable

Amazing this ran -- an admission of complicity. 

Where are the blazing headlines

on "the attack of the killer beef"? Tomato terror is so last week. 

Florent

who? When will it ever end?

Give me

the proverbial fucking break. It's not Franco. It's Terri Schiavo. Allah help us if it goes on to be the Man from Nantucket. 

Get out the duct tape

We're all gonna die! All bases are covered -- local case, poll, live chat -- except copy-editing (varities?) If only the alarmists had been on the job in the run-up to the war. . . .

(Filched from Romenesko)