If there's a rule

there's a way around it: the new kugel.

Internet addiction is contagious

(Click to enlarge because I am a digital dunce.)

Not fud, just good

Somewhere, S.I. Hayakawa is smiling.

Not fud, just funny

And what all kids inheriting this earth will need to get by.

Issues

ya think? What a hollow little man. 

Not fud, just smart

Stick a fork in them. 

Not fud, unless you consider

all those gleaming all-electric kitchens that make people so proud. 

Okay

I'll bite. Can't be any worse than peanut butter as ingredient these days. 

More satisfying, less filling

than corn dogs and deep-fried Snickers.

Maybe he could go to rehab

till January 20? Take his handler with him? 

Not fud, just scary

Come to think of it, though, maybe it's more Republican election fraud: This would give pregnant women two votes. 

Good

one.