Not fud, just good

Singing on the Titanic.

Not fud, just amazing

that NPR continues to trot them out for respectful interviews every fucking morning. 

Not fud, just excellent

He's pissed.

Not fud, unless you consider

how essential good health is to great eating. Something is very wrong with these people. 

Lunch

in a circle of hell. The bottled water is a particularly nice touch.

Not fud, just pretty good

Too bad there can't be a role for "Joe" the "Plumber." 

Not fud, just smart

Stick a fork in them. 

And this doesn't even take into account

the ridiculous increases in the price of food.