Not fud, just good

Guy w/two daddies has to be weeping. 

Jonathan Swift

would not quite know what to make of it.

Also not fud, just great

S.I. Hayakawa must be so proud, wherever the fuck he is. 

One way

to push up perfume sales in purse-clenched times.

Not fud, just pretty good

Too bad there can't be a role for "Joe" the "Plumber." 

More satisfying, less filling

than corn dogs and deep-fried Snickers.

Not fud, just infuriating

And he had the unmitigated gall to tack an MRI onto his "sympathy" tour. Can Jan. 21 come fast enough? 

Next up

Palin on a tortilla. 

The Jack Russell terrier

is the perfect garnish. 

What pol porn withdrawal

looks and sounds like.

Not fud, but LOL

The First Prop.