Chicken

or shit with broken glass in it? 

Or, put another way. . . 

Not fud, just scary

Come to think of it, though, maybe it's more Republican election fraud: This would give pregnant women two votes. 

Not fud, but good

Can one defense of Muslims atone for so many deaths? 

(Filched from ThomasMc)

Not fud, just the real America

White and proud of it. 

Not fud, but acidic

When you've lost Hitchens . . . 

Not fud, just gag-worthy

Personally, I've had about enough of "leaders" who laugh at their subjects. 

Not fud, just sobering

Can you imagine a(nother) president who has never shopped amazon, let alone been inundated by lame email jokes? Even the Hanoi Hilton must have WiFi now. Do we want his finger on the Kindle?