Bigger question?

Why aren't we all fat -- and finally it's addressed.

Not fud, but great

Farewell to the Chimp.

Chicken

or shit with broken glass in it? 

Or, put another way. . . 

Shades of

"Five Easy Pieces." Could be a whole parody here.

Not fud, but suddenly

I feel better.

(Gleaned from Harper's) 

Not fud, just perspective

Can't we just secede? 

(Link A filched from the Boy Wonder) 

Not fud, but good

Rude Fun With New Yorker Cartoons: Every week, the magazine runs a caption contest for one of its cartoons. Nearly every week, you can put these words to the panel: "You think that's bad? I just blew my dog." Try it. It works about 90% of the time.

(If you're brave, read the whole thing. Time to move on . . .) 

Not sure the wingnuts

will get it. 

(Filched because the postman let us down on such a big Monday.)