Escalating

the idiocy. I had no idea free choice stopped at the burger counter.

Laughing and crying

you know it's the same release.

Great moments

in advertising. And this is maybe more believable than popcorn cellphones. 

(Both filched from the boundlessly energetic Copyranter) 

Finally

some comic relief.

(Gifted by Groffoto)

Big chicken in cowhide boots

No 99-cent burgers wanted in South Korea. No tinhorn dictators, either. 

I always thought

Robert Downey Jr. could do no wrong, then he dropped a Burger Death promo into "Iron Man." All is now forgiven. Maybe.

(Gleaned from Eater)