Okay. Farmed mussels

from freshdirect, $50 extra needed for delivery, it will be. (Tip: Skip ahead past the genuflection.) 

Four-letter

food: fish.

New abbreviation

OFFS: Oh. For. Fuck's. Sake. Can these cretins not worry about the Palestinians at the very least?

This explains a lot

Who would get good grades for canned peaches? Prince Bandar in the kitchen is quite an image, though.

I've never eaten here

but I feel as if I have. The Bad Cop in action. 

Beyond food porn

Let the backlash begin. I wish the bass's eye did not look as if he/she/it had been on a bender, though.