Let 'em eat caviar

I would ask who these sociopaths are who are working for McLame, but after seven years I think I have a clue. 

Same Boy Wonder has one of the more insightful thoughts ever on cooking, too: Bullet point 2.  

Finally, a reason to move back to the Midwest

Apparently it's cheaper to take an ambulance than pay your bill for a crappy steak dinner. My blocks-long ride last year, courtesy of the FDNY, was much more than a meal for one goes for at Masa. 

(Filched from this problem speller via this verbal acrobat) 

Beyond food porn

Let the backlash begin. I wish the bass's eye did not look as if he/she/it had been on a bender, though.