Not fud, just excellent

And I am turning against look-back stories big time.

Not fud, but calling

Panchito II. 

Not fud, but good

Hold

the Viagra . . . 

The ice cream?

Not as sweet as it seemed, either.

Truth

in venison. 

It's actually cacao

but it's pretty good. 

Not fud, just appalling

He grills for them, they bring him doughnuts. But only nuts make news. 

Not fud, just downright Brazilian

Why aren't the newscasters obsessing on McCain's age group the same way? He thinks Social Security is a disgrace.

Not fud, just worth repeating

The only solution is secession. Our guys vote right. And it's a hell of a lot harder to illegally spy on 8 million (senza Staten Island, of course). 

Not fud, but pretty amazing

Proof that without the Google, you're a dangerous idiot. 

Not that I'm sad

about what has happened to my profession or anything, but wouldn't you think an elegy for the beer that made Sugar Mama's fortune could at least mention what she had to say about the takeover? You know that if it were some other all-American commodity -- ketchup, say -- it would be all fair and balanced, all the time.  

Fatty Arbuckle,

meet America. "Shag a hot heiress and become a contender for president?" This Bud's for you.  

Oh, and there's this by way of this great stuff. If printed books weren't going the way of newspapers, I'd steer him to an agent. 

Not fud, just super-smart

When Nixon looks good . . . 

Okay, election's over

Especially if Obama doesn't eat barbecue. 

(Filched from Atta J. Turk)

Not fud, just the anti-Panchito

Forewarned is forearmed. Plus he's just a great read. 

(Addiction courtesy of First Draft)

Not fud, just good

"Smiley faces of a corporate state." Not sure Nader is the correct response, though. 

The bloom

is off the Turd. 

But ketchup

was unseemly. 

Not fud, just one great read

You'll laugh, but you'll despair. "Sharks still eating bodies. . ."