The Old Guy

is actually starting to make the Chimp seem likable. 

Not fud, just appalling

He grills for them, they bring him doughnuts. But only nuts make news. 

Not fud, just downright Brazilian

Why aren't the newscasters obsessing on McCain's age group the same way? He thinks Social Security is a disgrace.

Hard to top

a Flying Wallenda of words who not only notes that our esteemed Chimp (sixth graf) was just as confused as the old guy about Social Security but also dredges up this (must be National Homer Day). Medicare? A national shame! 

Not fud, but pretty amazing

Proof that without the Google, you're a dangerous idiot.