It's not the news

it's the notion. You just gotta wonder where the editors were. (Why one guy getting endless tickets? Who mans 24/7 cart? What is the deli's defense against "instead of" prices that once would have been neutrally set up as "compared" ["with," not "to" -- very different meanings to a copy editor].)

Teh stupid

it fucking burns. Trans fats in lard. All you need to know about how cretinism is not restricted to birdcage liners. 

No such thing

as a free chicken. All issues converging lately.

LOL

No takedown like an indirect takedown. Not once was the word effete typed. 

Not fud, just depressing

Almost atoning for running Turd Blossom in the same spot.

Just what supermarkets were missing

"Apple fries" -- like candy cigarettes, but more insidious.

I'll still eat the stuff

but finally with a guilt smidge -- never worried about the ducks. 

No Dijon mustard

at Denny's? 

Not fud, just smart

One post among many: insurance v health care.

Not fud, just insightful

especially if you consider how universal health care might keep restaurant patrons safer than those disgusting latex gloves. 

You don't want 'em in your kitchen

but in a photo show, absolutely.

Help

is on the way. Scariest part of travel is dreading being wedged against fattest slob in departure lounge.

Chuckle

buried within the latest on the First Mastication.

Old but fascinating

on many levels.

(Filched from Cold Mud.)

Yes, a smile

would kill you. I think Bob and I have seen that second scene more times than we can count. 

World saved

from "blush" wines. 

(Filched from the Food Section)

Next:

the baconizer? 

Wyl-E, king of the kitchen

Not fud, just good

Guy w/two daddies has to be weeping. 

Not fud, just uplifting

And to think he could just be clearing brush for the cameras. 

Even the gentlest among us

had to call horseshit on skinny arms and all. 

Being my own

flack.

Good

diversion.

Not fud, just LOL

Wingnuts -- you get the jokes for free.

Not fud, just sharp

Call it what it is, except these terrorists are too chickenshit to suicide-bomb.