Gullible Americans

always thought you had to drink the bottled water in Eutopia. Then again, my consort and I got very sick in a chateau in the Loire after drinking the tap stuff no one else did. 

World saved

from "blush" wines. 

(Filched from the Food Section)

Grownups

are back in charge. Even with cheese. Of course, it's an elitist cheese. 

Original wide stance

And in Germany, dump it down the drain. Not sure stockpiling dairy products is such a smart idea, though.